lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

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princess3hunna:

“blow minds not dicks”

lmfao

imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

bye

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shutnup:

can these shorts i just got be any more obnoxious?
can i maybe get a tan on my stomach?
can i close my mouth for once? 
can i shut up?


Fucking love these shorts

shutnup:

can these shorts i just got be any more obnoxious?

can i maybe get a tan on my stomach?

can i close my mouth for once? 

can i shut up?

Fucking love these shorts

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wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

(Source: orneryjabroni)

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